bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Posted 2 hours ago With 194,478 notes

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

Posted 2 hours ago With 135,378 notes

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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